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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Amsterdam...

Gazing at tall beautiful girls in sundresses cruising by on tall rusty bicycles. Window shopping for prostitutes. Ingesting mindblowing Colombian mushrooms. Smoking deliciously grapefruity grass and smooooooooooth Moroccan hashish. Munching on space cake. Drinking cold pints of Bavaria and Heineken. Tripping on Van Gogh.

Not much with the Dutch my ass.