The Better Way

Skinny white dude in a tall silly purple hat and blue sweat pants hops on the train somewhere around Lansdowne station and sits down directly across from me. He's babbling away about how we should all come work for him and about his silver thermos and how he'll bring all his war medals with him, blah, blah, blah... Then a black lady sits down beside me and he starts talking about the KGB problem in Africa and how all they have to do is move in CIA accommodations and they'll take her whole family and throw it in the garbage and what can happen to her is something completely different. Needless to say, skinny white dude has succeeded in making us all feel awkward and uncomfortable and has ruined at least one person's day. Thanks a lot, you crazy asshole.

Never a dull moment...