@#%& me in the @#%, Mother@#$%ers
It started out so well.
We arrived nice and early, no line-up at check-in, choice of seats, Jack Johnson on the cover of Rolling Stone, duty free vodka and cigars, put on the flops... But then our flight was delayed an hour, and when we finally hit the runway for take-off a light went on in the cockpit indicating there was a door open. WTF!? So we taxied back, de-planed and then THEY CANCELED THE FUCKING FLIGHT!!! BLAMED IT ON THE GODDAMN WEATHER! Fucking WestJet pricks. Here's an 800 number everybody, go home and give us a call after 5pm for re-scheduled flight updates. Hopefully we can get you all down to Bahamas tomorrow. Hopefully?
Find my happy place. Find my happy place. Find a gun and shoot myself in the face.
We arrived nice and early, no line-up at check-in, choice of seats, Jack Johnson on the cover of Rolling Stone, duty free vodka and cigars, put on the flops... But then our flight was delayed an hour, and when we finally hit the runway for take-off a light went on in the cockpit indicating there was a door open. WTF!? So we taxied back, de-planed and then THEY CANCELED THE FUCKING FLIGHT!!! BLAMED IT ON THE GODDAMN WEATHER! Fucking WestJet pricks. Here's an 800 number everybody, go home and give us a call after 5pm for re-scheduled flight updates. Hopefully we can get you all down to Bahamas tomorrow. Hopefully?
Find my happy place. Find my happy place. Find a gun and shoot myself in the face.
posted by C. A. Jackson at 12:21 PM
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