I work with cool people

Rolled into work at 1:30pm with a heavy head and two extra strength Advil lodged in my throat. There was a photo of Disco Moses and I from last nights AA Christmas Party on my desk. DM's grinning like the greasy drunken decrepit bastard that he is and I'm staring wild-eyed down at the floor. Below the photo was a cut and paste caption that read: 'One of these men can handle his drugs.' Turns out it was mad-and-camera-crazy Burgers who put it there. My boss, folks. Hooked me up with another pic a couple of hours later, a nice B & W number featuring myself, himself, DM, Cunkochino and Ramses . The Gang. My colleagues. My brothers. My friends.

BTW- I'm the one who can hold his drugs.