King West

Waiting for DM outside Shopper's... This dude comes up and asks me my name, if I know who he is. I said I didn't. He says "I'm the Mad Rapper, can you spare some change for dinner?" Mad Rapper? That shit didn't rhyme or flow at all. Mad Raper, maybe. Crazy cat was a tad spooky. DM comes out and we cross the street and walk past The Palace Arms. There's this black guy writing 'CRACK' in big green capital letters on the pavement just outside. Dude is seriously right out of Chappelle's show. He asks us if we have a light. I lied and said no, sorry bros (now that shit rhymes). He says, "But you gotta fart dontcha? Everybody's gotta fart!" Not sure if he was letting everyone know he was selling or just looking to score, but the manager came out and freaked right out on the guy. Welcome to DM's new neighbourhood.