The Novel

Pablo... fucker’s trying to show his hip, getting all pop-culture cool, slipping in lines from The Big Lebowski, trying to impress maybe. Dropping it in to see if I’d notice, not knowing it’s my favourite flick of all time. Normally I would bite, maybe drop ‘He pissed on my fucking rug’, ‘You mean coitus?’ something like that… but not this time, not here, not now. Classic quotes are classic quotes, but the less said with Pablo the better. Get in, get the drugs and get the fuck out. There’s already way too much small talk in this world.