The Great White North

Woke up this morning with a sore throat. Hit the walk-in clinic 2 blocks from work. Was in and out of there with a prescription for Amoxicilin in under 15 minutes. Doctor goes, “It’s an infection, just beginning, do you want me to do a swab and wait for the results or do you just want the drugs now.” “Yeah, I’ll just take the drugs.” “Want some Valium, too? Some Percocet? Bennies?” “Sure.”

Canada Rules.